Six Reasons I Am Jazzed About The Captain America: Civil War Trailer

A lot of people are jazzed about Star Wars: The Force Awakens (illustrated by millions in advance ticket sales), Suicide Squad or maybe Superman v. Batman: Dawn of Justice and I understand the enthusiasm.

I really do, but for me, the trailer for the must see movie for 2016 dropped late yesterday, and that’s Captain America: Civil War.

Captain America: The First Avenger was for me a bit meh.  Captain America was always sort of bland, truth be told, and while I was glad to see such an earnest portrayal of the character on screen, he didn’t exactly stoke the flames of geekiness in me.

That is, till I saw Captain America: The Winter Solder, and realized that Marvel Studios was able to do the seemingly impossible, which was to not only make Captain America relevant and dynamic, but most importantly without altering what made him so interesting in the first place; which was the almost simplistic, black and white way that he sees the world.

It’s part of what makes the Captain so fascinating.  It’s also a  world view that’s in some respects shared by DC Entertainment’s Superman, which is one of the many reasons why Man of Steel disappointed me so much: the producers apparently had so little faith in the essentially goodness and child-like naïveté at the heart of the Superman character that they–apparently in an effort to make him darker and more palatable to what they thought modern audience were looking for–essentially destroyed everything that made Superman, Superman.

So, without further ado, the six reasons why I am so jazzed about the Captain America: Civil War trailer.

  1. Someone (Finally) Decks Tony Stark!

Which he deserved after the creation of homicidal robot/doppelganger Ultron in Avengers: Age of Ultron.

Robert Downey, Jr’s Tony Stark is the lynch pin that holds the Marvel Cinematic Universe together.  But the thing is, Stark is also a bit of dick.  The only thing that matches his brilliance is his arrogance, so it’s nice that first time we see Stark he has a shiner, which implies that for once when he pushed, someone pushed back.

And I’m willing to be that that ‘someone’ is Steve Rogers (Chris Evans)

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2.  The Falcon Can Actually Fight

When we’re introduced to The Falcon (Anthony Mackie) in Captain America: The Winter Soldier he’s pretty awesome, though you’ll probably notice that the only things he brought to the party were a set of wings and a ready quip.

Which, coming from someone who can’t fly, is pretty awesome, but this time around he displays more martial prowess, which is in line with the idea that the Falcon is more than just the ability to fly and a sense of humor.

And did I mention he’s going to have a version of Redwing in this movie?

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3. The Black Panther

Based on all the pre-production artwork, I thought that the Black Panther (Chadwick Boseman) would be sporting some sort of leather-like costume.

Looking at the screen shot from the trailer, he’s apparently wearing some sort of armor.

And he looks badass.

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4. Can We Once And For All Accept That Captain America Will Clean Batman’s Clock?

The Internet loves the Batman (much of that due to Christopher Nolan’s reboot), but can we just accept that Captain America will clean his clock?

In Avengers: Age of Ultron he tossed a motorcycle (he used momentum, but still) at Hydra’s advancing troops, and apparently in Captain America: Civil War he prevents a helicopter from taking off by grasping the landing gear in one hand, and the side of a building in another.

Sorry, but Batman just isn’t in his league.

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5. Who Has The Strength To Do This To War Machine?

War Machine (Don Cheadle) is essentially Iron Man with heavier weaponry and someone who’s actually combat-trained at the helm.  By way of clarification, facing him is like facing Iron Man, but with a greater grasp of fighting and battle strategy.

Yet, someone clearly beat the stuffing out of him, and I wonder who.

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6.  So This Is How Captain America and The Winter Soldier Face Iron Man!

I have to admit that I was scratching my head over this one.  As strong and capable as Captain America is, he’s no match for Iron Man.  Stark’s genius, combined with a virtually invincible battle suit is a huge hurdle to overcome.

I was imagining that the producers of the movie would cheat to make Captain America somehow win (which is honestly the only way that he would be able to do so one-on-one) but it appears that they teamed him with the Winter Soldier (Sebastian Stan).

Two battle-hardened warriors against Iron Man?  One a superhuman fighter/tactician, the other a lethal (former) assassin with a bionic arm?

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Tea Leaves, Entrails and Frankenstein

I find Hollywood a fascinating place, though perhaps that’s because my view is a distant one.

Never mind the scandals, or whom is sleeping with whom–though that’s interesting too, though only in a cursory manner.  What I find infinitely more fascinating is how is it that decisions are made.

And while I doubt that it has anything to do with reading entrails or tea leaves, I have to wonder if it’s any more accurate.

For instance, if there was someone who had a whit of understanding what it is that comic book fans as well as the average movie goers are looking for, would we have ever had Fant4stic?

Probably not.

The same thing applies to Victor Frankenstein.  There are some good actors, like Daniel Radcliffe and James McAvoy, but there’s something even more important missing, which is a reason why they’re making the movie in the first place.

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Fifty Shades of Black – Official Trailer 1

I get the sneaking suspicion that most everything funny about Marlon Wayans’s upcoming Fifty Shades of Black is already in the trailer?

I’ll probably never know for certain because I have no intention of paying to see it, though to be fair I expect it to be funnier than Fifty Shades of Gray (faint praise, especially since the latter isn’t a comedy.  I think).

Now You See Me 2 – Official Trailer 1

I actually enjoyed the original Now You See Me, despite that the story made no sense–in the world of the movie magic either really existed, a notion the very same movie spends most of running time debunking, or Mark Ruffalo’s Dylan Rhodes was a serial killer of magicians (a really odd niche to be sure, but if history has taught us anything it’s that serial killers are a particularly fickle bunch).

Though I imagine that if there was anyone that could show them a thing or two about magic it would be Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe).

Directed this time around John M. Chu, who replaces Louis Leterrier, it will hopefully do better than  Jem and the Holograms.

Jessica Jones Clip – All In & Marvel’s Daredevil Season 2 Promo Clip – Luke Cage

This time around we get to seem more of the villainous Kilgrave  (David Tennant).

Also known in the comics as The Purple Man, because he’s (duh) purple-pigmented–a route I am glad that Marvel Television decided not to pursue in Jessica Jones, instead having the character dress in that color as well as altering the lighting to purple at times–though this was changed, probably to keep the series more grounded.

In the comics his ability is manifested via the secretion of pheromones–not mind control, as the Official Trailer #2 seems to indicate.

That’s a relatively small alteration though, and doesn’t stop it from looking pretty awesome.

And the latter teaser, despite being called a ‘Jessica Jones’ Promo Clip, is sort of not, instead laying the groundwork for Marvel’s Luke Cage.


Now when are we going to see some signs of Cage’s partner, Iron Fist (other than the shoutout in Daredevil–the truck that was shipping the toxic chemicals that gave Matt Murdock his specialized abilities was reportedly from Rand Pharmaceuticals, controlled by Daniel Rand, also known as Iron Fist)?

The Lighter Side

What happened in Paris yesterday, it goes without saying, was a tragedy on so many levels.  Unfortunately it’s also going to begat some immigrant-bashing by people that should know better–as well as those that don’t.

So here’s some inspirational politics from SCTV, and Indira (based on Indira Gandhi, the first female Prime Minister of India and Eva Peron, who was the First Lady of Argentina from 1946-1952, as well as the Broadway musical, Evita.

And since we’re seeking distraction for some terrible events, check out Monster Chiller Horror Theater’s 3D House of Cats, starring the brilliant John Candy as Dr. Tongue.  You’ll notice if you’re an aficionado of Second City Television that the 3D sound effect is different than it is in Dr. Tongue’s 3D House of Beef or 3D House of Stewardesses, which gives me the feeling that House of Cats is earlier than either of the latter two.

Pay attention to the beginning, where art imitates the alleged dating technique of a world-renown celebrity.

SCTV never quite got the notoriety of Saturday Night Live, which to this day mystifies me.

Will Hollywood Ever Learn? -Gods Of Egypt Edition

Alex Proyas is a pretty interesting director and I’ve enjoyed quite a few of his movies, particularly The Crow and Dark City  (I didn’t mind I, Robot, despite its story having little to do with Issac Asimov’s story).

That being said, his latest project, Gods of Egypt, has me scratching my head.

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In the poster above that’s Gerard Butler playing Set, the Egyptian god of Death (thankfully in the movie he at least seems to assume his jackal-headed guise at times) though if you look at the trailer virtually everyone of consequence is apparently played by a white person.

Didn’t we get enough of this bs casting with Aloha?  And I am not saying that Egyptians were black–despite the fact that for a period of time the country was conquered and ruled by Nubia, who definitely WERE–though they were certainly brown-skinned, and most definitely not white (though  Egypt was also conquered by the Roman Empire, and ruled for a time by the Ptolemies).

Then there’s the fact that Egypt is actually on the continent of Africa (though culturally is more Middle Eastern in nature).

And since the people weren’t white, why would they choose white people to represent their gods?  It’s either indicative of a people with a massive inferiority complex, or it just doesn’t happen.

My money’s on the latter.

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And I get it.  Hollywood isn’t exactly known for even attempting to depict such things accurately–a few days ago I was watching an episode of Kolchak: The Night Stalker, The Energy Eater, when I noticed an American Indian character played by William Smith.  Smith has had a storied and fascinating career, and while he’s an American, he’s not Indian.

And speaking of Kolchak, Richard Kiel played an American Indian spirit in the episode Bad Medicine.

He is also not an American Indian (though I suspect that his size was what the producers were more interested in, and at over seven feet tall he’s got plenty of that).

What bothers me about casting like this is that I would have no issue with it at all if American Indians and African Americans were so common in movies and on television that casting white people in roles that traditionally aren’t wouldn’t make that much of a difference.

Though that’s just not the case.  There are plenty of American Indian, African-American, Middle Eastern actors that could use the work AND result in a more accurate portrayal of an American Indian diablero or  Egyptian deity.