SLMI Suing Makers of ‘Conan, The Barbarian’

According to Cinema Blend, Stan Lee Media, Inc. (SLMI) a company no longer affiliated with Stan Lee, is suing the makers of Lionsgate’s “Conan, The Barbarian for the use of the character of Conan, which they supposedly own the rights to.” I have one problem with this:  ‘Conan’ isn’t making any money.  It cost somewhere in […]

Red Band “Are You Afraid Of The Dark” Trailer

Just in case the first trailer for Troy Nixey’s remake of “Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark” didn’t get your blood racing, here’s the red band trailer, where all sorts of nastiness is hinted at. Considering all the sinister goings on at Blackwood Manor, shouldn’t this film be called “You Will Definitely Be Afraid Of […]

‘The Invisible Man’ Redux

Edited 8/25 2239 David Goyer is preparing a version of H.G Wells’ “The Invisible Man” for Universal.  The problem with this is that he isn’t a very good director (I still haven’t recovered from the mess that was “Blade: Trinity“), and he tends to be an even worse one when he’s directing from his own writing, when […]

Some Games (Will) Make Lousy Movies

When I heard that Universal was abandoning a film version of Hasbro’s ‘Ouija’ board game, I was glad because, while I have nothing against using a board game to inspire a movie, I definitely have a problem with a board game being the primary basis for a movie.  This applies to Transformers as well, though […]

‘Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark’ Trailer

Edited 8/23 622 Here’s the latest trailer for “Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark,” directed by Troy Nixey, and opening this Friday.  As happy as I am to see a new horror film that seems to remember that the genre isn’t always  how gorily you can dispose of someone, but can occasionally rise above such […]

‘Paradise Lost’ Feature Film

Milton’s Paradise Lost will be coming soon to a theater near you, by way of Alex Proyas (of “The Crow,” “Dark City,” “I, Robot,” etc), though my question is when did Alex Proyas–a very talented director, by the way–take the helm of this project? That being said, I suspect that as long as he’s allowed to […]