Namor The Sub-Mariner Rises?

I’m going to just come out and say it.  Aquaman is lame.  And sure, much effort has been invested by DC Comics to give the character just a bit of much needed edge in the past few years, though his corny past is never terribly far behind.

If your preferences ran toward water-based superheroes, as mine tended to do, Aquaman was never a character I could take particularly serious.

Now Namor, The Sub-Mariner?  Quite possibly the coolest king Atlantis ever had as well as one of Marvel Comics’ earliest characters. 

Though the oddest thing about him is that–when not being an arrogant douche–he literally spent an inordinate amount of time trying to conquer the surface world, and yet he somehow remained likable.

Namor was an ‘anti-hero’ before the word ever entered the popular lexicon.  

Though what’s the point of all this, you may be asking?  

That’s simple.  For a long time it was assumed that the rights for Namor were at Universal Pictures, along with those for the Incredible Hulk.

As far as Namor is concerned, that’s  apparently not the case, and Marvel Studios may be prepping a movie based on their irascible Prince of the Deep!

And to whet your appetite a little bit more–as if that were even necessary–here’s the opening to Namor’s cartoon, made in 1966.

2017 Remake Of ‘The Usual Suspects’

I find Bryan Singer’s The Usual Suspects an irritating movie mainly because it’s not really as smart or as clever as it like to think that it is. 

Which is probably why I’m surprised to find that I really enjoyed this trailer from the sequel.

And Stephen Colbert in the role made famous by Kevin Spacey?  Genius. 

The Man Who Murdered Time – Pt. 1

The Shadow was created by Walter B. Gibson, and long before he appeared in movies and television, he was a staple of radio.  HIs first appearance was in the 1930’s, and he’s had a huge influence on heroes (and villains) to follow.

For instance, the origin of Marvel Comics’ Iron Fist and Doctor Strange are remarkably similar to the Shadow’s, as is the that of Batman (from the Christopher Nolan movies) though the way he’s often depicted in the comics is very much in line with the Shadow as well.

The Shadow was Lamont Cranston (and Ken Allard, depending upon whether we’re talking about radio, television or novels.  This idea of identities within identities  is very similar to how Marvel’s Moon Knight has been portrayed), young wealthy man about town though having spend time in mysterious Asia gained the ability to cloud men’s minds.

Yet, can even the Shadow and all his mysterious powers stop a man with the ability to control Time?

Avengers: Infinity War Official Featurette

Avengers: Infinity War has begun filming in Atlanta and I know this because Marvel has released a featurette telling me so!

And it looks really, really awesome. I know it’s early days yet, but it’s as if Marvel has built this massive edifice; they’ve shown us some of the rooms and we’ve seen how sprawling a structure it is.

Though there are some rooms that we have yet to see, and the most interesting spaces have yet to see, amd I get the feeling thst they hold something amazing…

To be contimued.

No, No Power Rangers?

I have never been a fan of the Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers (though oddly enough, I liked VR Troopers despite it being an obvious knockoff trying to cash in on their popularity). 

Go figure. 

I think my issue was that it didn’t even pretend to be interested in anything but the 12 and under set, as far as the audience goes.  It’s not necessarily a bad thing to know the demographic that you’re aiming for, but it brings the problem of not growing with them.

I’ve got to admit though, their more modern interpretations are pretty cool looking.


As I said, they look pretty awesome but I just wish they had done away with the lower half of their ‘faces’ being part of their helmets, which doesn’t make a lick of sense (other than that was the way it was done prior, most likely because, having originated in Japan, the American actors you see on the television show aren’t the same people wearing the costumes). 

Another pretty clever detail in the reboot was making the lone African-American the Blue Ranger (instead of the Blackfrom the television series) which was frankly a little odd and made no sense when you take into account that the Red Ranger wasn’t played by a Native American or the Yellow Ranger, an Asian person (I’m pretty sure about the former being the case, not at all sure about the latter). 

Which is good because I am mildly offended and I typed it!

Though perhaps more importantly, if the Power Rangers movie does well wemight eventually get a live-action movie based on Battle Of The Planets (admittedly not as cool a title as Science Ninja Team Gatchaman) or Star Blazers

Either of those would be <a href=“http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=so+money”so money.

Iron Fist Official Trailer

Marvel Studios was the first studio to create a interlinked series of movies– known as the Marvel Cinematic Universe or MCU–based upon preexisting properties (like Iron Man, Thor, Captain America and the Hulk) that culminated in event movies (such as The Avengers and Avengers: Age of Ultron) that featured all (or the bulk of) the characters introduced prior.  

Marvel Television?   A bit of a late bloomer.  Their first shows were Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and Agent Carter, the latter of which lasted only one season.  

This is while DC Comics has made significant inroads into the television space with shows like Arrow, The Flash, Supergirl, Legends Of Tomorrow, with more on the way.  

Though a curious thing happened.  Marvel Television began developing Daredevil as a television series on Netflix and it did well enough to warrant a second season.  

Then came Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, and most recently, Iron Fist

And since all the Marvel Television series were on Netflix, as opposed to regular television, there was less of a need to appeal to everyone so they possess a grittiness, an edge the Marvel movies can’t touch. 

Oddly enough, Marvel’s television arm seems to be employing a strategy that didn’t work too successfully for DC Entertainment on the big screen–which is building a more noir-ish world –but appears to be paying dividends on the small one. 

Iron Fist revolves around Danny Rand (Finn Jones) who reappeared after having vanished for over ten years to claim the company started by his parents, Rand Enterprises.

Though the people running Rand Enterprises have somehow become involved with the deadly Madame Gao, and she thinks Danny Rand needs to vanish again… 

2017 Super Bowl Trailers I Genuinely Care About

Because let’s be honest, I have no one intention of seeing movies like Transformers:  The Last Knight because ‘Fool me twice, shame on you.  Fool me three times, shame on me.’

I also don’t particularly care about the Pirates of the Carribean movies either, because…pirates. 


Guardians Of The Galaxy, Vol. 2 Super Bowl Trailer

What amazes me most about the trailers released thus far for James Gunn’s Guardians Of The Galaxy, Vol. 2 is how Drax (Dave Bautista) manages to steal the show. This is all the more interesting when you take into account Rocket and Groot (a fifth of him, anyway) are back as well.


John Wick, Chapter 2

The original John Wick flew under my radar so efficiently you’d think the reels were smuggled to theaters via Stealth aircraft.  

Though clearly not everyone had the same issues because it marked a comeback of Shyamalan-ian proportions for Keanu Reeves, though my problem is always the same, namely I am fine with most of his performances, till he opens his mouth and whatever believability (and more important, credibility) he’s managed to build up to that point just dissipates. 


Ghost In The Shell Super Bowl Trailer

Looking at the last trailer for Ghost In The Shell I suspect my greatest problem with the movie will not be whitewashing but that I have seen the anime that the movies is based upon, and can already tell they’re going to frak things up (for instance, the trailer stresses the Major (Scarlett Johansson) searching for her identity, while I barely recall that being central to the plots of any of the episodes I have seen.


Logan Super Bowl Trailer

I haven’t seen it but I am already irritated withLogan. Reason being, you mean to tell me that it took Deadpooldoing really, really well with an R rating for some genius at Fox to figure out that a character who’s calling cards are razor-sharp Adamantium claws and a very short fuse perhaps isn’t well-suited for the under-17 set?