A trailer just dropped for The MEG, a movie about a megalodon going around doing what sharks do in movies, which is eating humans (despite the fact that we’re by no means a normal part of their diet).
Though I have other problems with this trailer. First off, the book this movie is based on is named ‘MEG,’ not ‘The MEG.’
It’s a small point but it makes a difference. ‘MEG’ is short for ‘megalodon.’ ‘The’ MEG is just dumb and unnecessary.
Besides, when I see The MEG, The BFG pops in my head, which is probably not what the producers intend.
Then there’s the cast., which like Pacific Rim: Uprising seems designed to make an impression in China (and that’s understandable. After all, one of the production companies is Chinese, though it doesn’t need to be as blatant as it is.
Then there’s the trailer, which starts off like a little like Jaws 3D (the one with Lou Gossett Jr) combined with Deep Star Six then turns into Piranha (the remake directed by Alexandre Aja. not the Joe Dante original).
It’s early days yet, but beyond seeing Jason Statham kick ass I can’t find any reason why I’d want to see this (and I tend to like shark movies, despite knowing how outlandish they tend to be).
When I caught Doctor Strange last weekend one of trailers before the movie was XXX: The Return Of Xander Cage, which fascinated me because prior to that moment I had rarely seen so much stupid squeezed into a trailer that lasted no more than two or three minutes.
It reminded me of the time Jason Statham said that he would never star in a Marvel movie because of all the green screen and stunt doubles.
Though in the instance of Marvel Studios there’s a point to all the FX, because until people can fly, turn into green rage monsters or make costumes our of nonexistent metals (with miraculous, unearthly properties), CGI and green screen are the only way to bridge the distance between what’s possible and what isn’t.
Now, compare that to movies like this one, where the main character isn’t Superman or Wonder Woman, but a guy really into extreme sports.
CGI may make those stunts look more extreme, but it also cheapens things in exactly the way Statham was talking about, which is by removing the human element.
You know what? I honestly think that Tom Cruise is a bit of a nut, and the feeling of well-being he often attributes to his faith are more than likely the insulating effects of money and influence.
That been said, you have to give the guy credit because most any other actor–with the possible exception of Jason Statham–would have either let the stuntman handle the dangerous stuff, or rely on CGI to get the job done.
And in some instances I am reasonably safe in saying that he does just that. Yet, as the video shows, Cruise is hanging from the door of an airplane that’s in the process of taking off. Now keep in mind that he’s tethered to a safety line, which will be digitally removed–but it’s an awfully thin one–and that if the stunt were to go in any way pear-shaped the likelihood is high he would be killed.
Though the likelihood that he would fall was probably pretty remote, but doesn’t change how absolutely terrifying what he’s doing feels for me watching it, never mind having to do it.
I haven’t seen any of The Fast and the Furious movies in their entirety (though I recall catching a snippet of The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift when I was visiting my parents awhile ago) and had no intent of doing so.
I am also surprised to learn that there have only been three, excluding the latest movie. And speaking of Furious 7, I have just seen the trailer and I might have to see at least one because it looks insane.
On top of that, it was directed by James Wan (Saw, Insidious, Dead Silence, etc), who’s always had an eye for interesting visuals.
And did I mention that on top of the regular cast, it stars Jason Statham as well as Kurt Russell?
And after all, it’s not as if I am not expecting Downton Abbey (thanks for that!) or anything.
While I have never (directly) paid to see any of the ‘Expendables’ films when I happen to catch one I generally have a good time. There’s a sense that Sylvester Stallone and the rest of his crew aren’t taking themselves quite so seriously, no matter how much violence rains about them.
That’s a refreshing change from many movies where, if this, that or the other isn’t done in such and such a way, the whole world is threatened.
What’s also surprising is the comedic chops, pardon the pun, of some of the actors, particularly Jason Statham.
I have never been a huge fan of Stallone, but there’s no denying that he knows how to produce effective films. I might see this one in the theaters because he’s enlisted Wesley Snipes., which would be his first role since he was released from prison for tax evasion.
Plus, that whistling in the trailer is really awesome. The tune, according to the Moviebox is “Bridge on the River Kwai.”
The trailer for “The Killer Elite,” staring Jason Statham, Clive Owen and Robert DeNiro. So far, reviews seem mixed, and I am definitely not feeling the mustache on Owen, though Statham is a walking can of kick-arse.