The Case Against Extended Editions (Of Movies)

In terms of keeping ourselves entertained, there are a plethora of options available. 

From the Internet to video games, watching sports or the seemingly hundreds of other things we do to fill time, our entertainment options are so many that studios can’t afford to take moviegoers for granted.

Which is why I see a studio release an ‘extended’ or a ‘Director’s Cut’ I have to ask if executives think we’re all so stupid that we just don’t notice that we’re (more often than not) being screwed. 

Because if a director is doing their job, there’s no reason for an extended or a Director’s cut to even exist. 

For instance, when Joss Whedon was asked if there would be a Director’s Cut of Avengers: Age Of Ultronhe unequivocally said ‘No.’

Reason being, part of a director’s job is to work with the studio to bring their vision to life, and that typically involves a little give and take but that being said, at the end of the day what you see on theater screens should be what the director wanted you to see.

If it’s not, then there’s a problem, though I definitely don’t think the answer is to release extended cuts, as was the case of Suicide Squad; or a Director’s Cut, in the case of Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice

Reason being, in my book that’s known as double dipping, which is a big ‘screw you’ to moviegoers. 

But it goes deeper than that.  Extended editions that don’t add value slowly undermine viewers faith and trust in movies, and with so many illegal ways to get content you’d think studios would be doing all they can to fight such ha creeping cynicism.

Then again, I’ve been wrong before. 

Can Geoff Johns Save The DCEU?

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Can Geoff Johns save the DCEU, otherwise known as the DC Extended Universe?

Let’s just say I HIGHLY doubt it.  And it’s worth mentioning that I speculate out of love because–while DC characters like Batman and Superman aren’t my favorites–I don’t wish them ill, either.

Which is why I find the movies released so far just vexingly disappointing.

Check out my reasons why in the video below.


This isn’t typically the sort of thing I write about, though as someone who’s been in more that his share of Twitter fights, I find this video fascinating.

And that’s because it shows a very mean-spirited behavior in real time, though it also shows the role of etiquette, which I define as the often culturally-determined, typically unspoken rules that governs relations between people.

In the real world, if I am going though a door, and someone is following closely behind, I tend to hold it for them.  Or if I sneeze or yawn in a public space, I cover my mouth (or if my hands are occupied, at the very least bow my head).

In the latter example, both not only help prevent the spread of germs, but are also respectful of others around me.

In reference to the video, it’s worth repeating that the Tweets don’t originate with the men that are reading them, though their reactions are interesting.

Quite a few of them are so ashamed of what they’re reading that they can barely speak (one or two even seem like they’re going to break into tears), though I think that that’s less to do with the words themselves than the fact that the person those words are designed to denigrate are right in front of them.

When I’m entangled in such a situation online–while I try to give as good as I get–I also understand that that approach is often like throwing gasoline on a conflagration.  Best case scenario, I might be able to shut down the aggressor; though what’s likelier is that even if I ‘win’ I’ve made a bad situation worse, and the feeling you get for it is quite unlike anyone you’re likely to experience.

In other words: heads you lose, tails you lose (like Aliens vs Predator, though for entirely different reasons).

This is where etiquette comes in.  I try not to say anything on line that I wouldn’t say to someone to their face because it they were present the likelihood that we’d be fighting over something really stupid would be remarkably high (like the anticipated box office of Captain America: Civil War).

And unlike what many of our parents tell us about sticks and stones, there have been many times that I would have preferred a punch or two to the vitriol that emanates from some people’s mouths.

Or keyboards.


Will Hollywood Ever Learn? -Gods Of Egypt Edition

Alex Proyas is a pretty interesting director and I’ve enjoyed quite a few of his movies, particularly The Crow and Dark City  (I didn’t mind I, Robot, despite its story having little to do with Issac Asimov’s story).

That being said, his latest project, Gods of Egypt, has me scratching my head.

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In the poster above that’s Gerard Butler playing Set, the Egyptian god of Death (thankfully in the movie he at least seems to assume his jackal-headed guise at times) though if you look at the trailer virtually everyone of consequence is apparently played by a white person.

Didn’t we get enough of this bs casting with Aloha?  And I am not saying that Egyptians were black–despite the fact that for a period of time the country was conquered and ruled by Nubia, who definitely WERE–though they were certainly brown-skinned, and most definitely not white (though  Egypt was also conquered by the Roman Empire, and ruled for a time by the Ptolemies).

Then there’s the fact that Egypt is actually on the continent of Africa (though culturally is more Middle Eastern in nature).

And since the people weren’t white, why would they choose white people to represent their gods?  It’s either indicative of a people with a massive inferiority complex, or it just doesn’t happen.

My money’s on the latter.

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And I get it.  Hollywood isn’t exactly known for even attempting to depict such things accurately–a few days ago I was watching an episode of Kolchak: The Night Stalker, The Energy Eater, when I noticed an American Indian character played by William Smith.  Smith has had a storied and fascinating career, and while he’s an American, he’s not Indian.

And speaking of Kolchak, Richard Kiel played an American Indian spirit in the episode Bad Medicine.

He is also not an American Indian (though I suspect that his size was what the producers were more interested in, and at over seven feet tall he’s got plenty of that).

What bothers me about casting like this is that I would have no issue with it at all if American Indians and African Americans were so common in movies and on television that casting white people in roles that traditionally aren’t wouldn’t make that much of a difference.

Though that’s just not the case.  There are plenty of American Indian, African-American, Middle Eastern actors that could use the work AND result in a more accurate portrayal of an American Indian diablero or  Egyptian deity.


Can We Can The (Seemingly) Fake Diversity Talking Points Already?

David GoyerI am all for diversity, whether we’re talking about movies or just about anything else (especially policing, which is another discussion) but I get a bit tired of the people that have the ability to make a difference, and don’t, complaining about its absence.

For instance, David Goyer, the writer of screenplays for Christopher Nolan’s Batman trilogy (Batman BeginsThe Dark Knight, The Dark Night Rises, recently said in a recent interview that he wished that Hollywood would hire more women and people of color.

Seriously?  The problem with that is that statement is that people like David Goyer ARE Hollywood.  Keep in mind that this is the same guy that recently created DaVinci’s Demons, a series loosely based on the life of Renaissance man Leonardo DaVinci.

Now, I’ll be the first to admit that I haven’t seen the series, but if that’s how he feels, why not hire–I don’t know–women and people of color to direct (it’s entirely possible he’s done just that, but if that were the case for some reason I suspect that he wouldn’t be quite so reticent about discussing it) as well as work on the crew?

I also have no idea about how Kurt Sutter (the creator of Sons of Anarchy and The Bastard Executioner) feels about such things, but considering that Paris Barclay directed more episodes of Anarchy than any other director (and who happens to be black) I get the feeling that his track record on such things is probably pretty good–which isn’t to imply any sort of perfection.  Women and people of color and do any task that a movie requires.

Back to Goyer.  Looking at the credits for DaVinci’s Demons, there appears to be no female directors or–if the names are any indication, since pictures don’t accompany every IMDB entry–directors of color.  As far as the show’s writing staff goes, things are a slightly better for women, with six out of twenty being female.

David Goyer apparently cares about diversity, and making use of the talents and the perspectives that only women and people of color can provide.

And that’s admirable, though the next step is to actually hire them, which is where ‘diversity’ really comes into play.

Talking About White Privilege

White privilege isn’t the sort of thing that this blog tends to revolve around, but then again, since there are apparently quite a few actors that bring it up as of late–often in the worse way possible–i though that I’d do a blog post revolving around it.

It’s tough to talk about things like while privilege.  After all, it’s not like all white people have it easy.  When you hear about things like unemployment, it’s not only people of color that are feeling the pain.  That being said, people of color tend to have to deal with such issues as a disproportionately higher rate.

This is why when when you have Matt Damon, contrary to the image he projects, coming off as racist, it’s particularly galling.

That’s not to say that such slips of the tongue–which is a charitable way to look at it–are by any means unique to Damon or white people.

After all, it was Anthony Mackie, an African-American actor who’s played the Falcon in numerous Marvel Studios movies, who compared an African-American directing Marvel Studios’ upcoming movie based on the Black Panther to a horse directing a movie based on Mr. Ed.

So there’s clearly enough stupid to go around.

That being said, what you don’t often see are ways to make such historically difficult issues at least a little easier to discuss.

Which is why I posted this video from the ACLU (the American Civil Liberties Union) about white privilege, which talks about such things in an easy to digest fashion.

Because what’s assured is that things will never get better for anyone if we don’t talking about them, no matter how uncomfortable they may make us.

Guillermo del Toro Can’t Catch A Break

Let’s be clear, Guillermo del Toro doesn’t need my sympathy because I imagine he’s quite content making some of the most innovative genre movies in recent memory.

That being said, he also can’t seem to catch a break.  His latest, the Gothic Romance Crimson Peak, has currently earned almost $28 million worldwide, after four days.

That’s not a long time, you might be thinking, and you’d be right though the problem is that del Toro’s movie is rated R, which means that no one under seventeen can see the movie without a parent or guardian (which limits your argument pool significantly, as if the fact you’re making a gothic romance didn’t do that already).

Which is the exact opposite of a movie like Goosebumps, which is PG and has earned almost double that amount domestically.

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