When you think of Woolite, the detergent for fine washables, you normally don’t think of Rob Zombie, director of the remakes of Halloween 1 & 2, “The Devil’s Rejects,” and “The House of 1000 Corpses,” as well as the lead singer of White Zombie.

But some twisted marketing genius has somehow decided to bring to the two together.

By way of comparison, instead of mixing chocolate with peanut butter, it’s like mixing chocolate with something like hydrochloric acid.