Here’s the red band trailer for “Piranha 3DD,” from The Weinstein Company, which also released the Academy Award winning film, “The Artist.”

And while “Piranha 3DD” will probably win few Oscars, it has assets that its more renown brethren lacks.

It’s also not safe for viewing at work.

That is, unless you happen to have a modicum of privacy, or work in a place that allows one to watch a bunch of barely clad, pectorally-enhanced, women cavort about.

Whatever works.  We’re all adults here, and it can be difficult to make a living, so as long as no one’s is hurt, it’s all good.

The film stars David Hasselhoff, in an inspired bit of stunt casting, and Ving Rhames, who I could have sworn had died in the first film.