Here’s the trailer for David Fincher’s English-language remake of “The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.”  I am posting this because I saw the trailer during “Contagion” (review forthcoming) and was almost deafened by the sound, which seemed intent upon pummeling me into submission.

The teaser poster above is probably a bit too “breasty” for some, so I think we can be reasonably sure it doesn’t make it beyond the Internet.

That being said, while I hate to come off as a douche–which pretty much means that I intend to do just that–Daniel Craig’s face is so craggy in that poster that he almost looks like he’s turning into a saddlebag.