Why ‘Maleficent’ Is Going To Fail

I don’t know who OK’ed this over at Disney, but, as much as I hate to be the spanner in the works–”Maleficent,” the story of “Sleeping Beauty” from the evil witch’s point of view, isn’t going to work.

And so that I am clear, by “isn’t going to work” I mean “lose lots of money.”

Why is that?  Does my hubris stem from being male, attacking any female effort at big-screen success?  Or am I being contrary just to be contrary?

While I am male, I have nothing against Angeline Jolie, so that’s not happening.

Besides, it’s not like the woman hasn’t been doing particularly well.  And I am definitely not being contrary just to be contrary.  In fact, it amazes me that this movie was green-lit at all.

As of late female-led movies have been doing great business at the box office.  ‘The Hunger Games’ movies, led by Jennifer Lawrence, are virtually a license to make money.  The first cost $78 million to produce, and earned over $691 million dollars worldwide.  It’s sequel, “The Hunger Games: Catching Fire” cost almost double to produce, at $130 million, and earned $850 billion dollars.

“The Heat,” the buddy-cop picture starring Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy, on a budget of $43 million, earned over $229 million dollars worldwide, so there’s obviously an audience for films with females in the lead.

And I haven’t even mentioned “Gravity, also starring Sandra Bullock, earned over $677 million (so far), on a $100 million dollar budget.

So why am I so down on “Maleficent?”  Just look at the trailer.  There’s so much CGI on show–that may reflect whomever cut the trailer’s choices more than the movie itself–that it appears that they throw in an occasion human just to mix things up.

Then there’s Jolie, who looks almost skeletal and extremely unhealthy–the opposite of Jennifer Lawrence in the ‘Hunger Games’ films, it bears mentioning.

If you don't do as I command, I will cut you with my cheekbones!
If you don’t do as I command, I will cut you with my cheekbones!

Sure, some of that look is achieved with makeup, but a lot of it is also due to Jolie being (in my view) unhealthily thin.  I get the feeling that there will be some parents who don’t want their daughters to take after such a–in terms of physicality–dubious role model.

Then there’s the story.  It’s a telling of “Sleeping Beauty” from the witch’s point of view, which is an interesting twist. I get the feeling that the move to make this movie was inspired by the play “Wicked,” though the people who see plays and those that see movies aren’t necessarily the same, though there is obviously an intersection between the two.

Though the question is:  Is it enough to make a profit on a film that costs somewhere in the ballpark of $130-$200 million dollars?

I don’t think so.

8 thoughts on “Why ‘Maleficent’ Is Going To Fail

  1. I tend to agree with you. Im not sure who the market is for this movie. My six year old daughter thought the trailer was scary. So I don’t see this as a family flick (like Frozen, which I loved). I also don’t see testosterone oozing teenage boys clamoring to see this either (needs some bombs, explosions or Hobbit-like sword play). Like you said, maybe they’ll get theater types that liked Wicked, but I dont see that as huge either.

    To get blockbuster audiences, you have to qin either the families or the teens (the reason film companies fight so hard for that PG-13 rather than R) , and I don’t see a W in the column for either group.

  2. Beyong stupid, and agreed. I am not Jolie fan at all. She gives me nightmares. Yes, unless your a “homo” you cannot find Skelator from He-Man attractive. In fact, maybe thats a film she should play the villain in. He-Man. Skelator is what she is. Jolie is way too fake in my opinion to even be human, or have humanity. All th bobble head fans of hers are just those way too obsessed morons who fall for her horrible horrible, ACTING! Jolie is not Jon Voight. I hate when Hollywood kids think they have a right to act because their parents were actors. No wonder Hollywood is a shithole.

    1. Yeah, I really got that one wrong. Though the thing is, if you don’t take a chance or two, you’ll never get anything, right? After all, I called the Pacific Rim sequel;)

      1. As a (gay) male, me and other girls were wildly anticipating this movie. I remember some Forbes article also anticipating the failure of this film. They never saw what we saw. Return of Jolie. Disney. Angels and Demons 😛

      2. That’s a really interesting point, and I’ll be honest: I didn’t even take into account the gay demographic. Now that you mention it, I am really curious to know the amount of gay people who saw “Maleficent”(besides yourself and your friends, that is).

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.