Why does this movie not–so far, at any rate–move me?  Maybe it was the first teaser trailer, which reminds me of a fabric softener commercial.  Now we have a poster, courtesy of Superherohype, and I am even less interested.  It has Superman in cuffs, being led who knows where, when you know full well that there aren’t any cuffs made (of anything other than Kryptonite) that could hold him.

And I don’t claim to be impartial.  Marvel superheroes are my favorites, though I don’t wish DC characters to fail.  After all, Green Lantern is one of my favorite DC Comics characters, and look how fraked that was (Green Lantern is a character that I have always thought is a bit difficult to screw up.  I guess that I was wrong).