Can Michael Bay make a movie where buildings aren’t being pulverized?  As a child was he almost hit by a piece of falling masonry, forever embittering him against buildings and their ilk?  I didn’t see “Pain & Gain” but I have to wonder if any were destroyed in that film too.

Though Bay only produced “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, his fingerprints are all over the trailer, at any rate.

And what is William Fichtner (I recently saw him in “Crossing Lines” currently on Netflix.  He’s the best thing in it) doing in this movie, anyway.