I hate to be a cynic–it’s safe to assume not enough that I won’t act like one–though my expectations for The Final Wish are…pretty low.

I like to call this one ‘The Lin Shaye and Tony Todd Movie’ because they’re the only reason anyone is likely interested in seeing it (low blow.  I hope you’re wearing a cup). 

Judging from the trailer it looks like a lot of cliches strung together–which in itself isn’t a bad thing if done well–with the main attractions being Todd and Shaye.

Which–likely–means either won’t be in the movie nearly enough to justify their presences in the trailer (or the latter’s on the poster).  

You’d think I’d get tired of being right so often.